Thursday, December 7, 2006

How to cure a haunted house

1. Walk into the middle of the house and then call to the ghost.
2. Hold a gas can up over your head and declare to the ghost that this is your house and that you are willing to burn the house down if they cannot be a productive part of the family.
3. If the ghost does not act better, then burn dowse yourself and the whole house with gas and burn it all down.
4. Now go find the ghost and beat the helll out of the ghost.



Anonymous said...

I did this, and my house is ghost free?

Bunghole McGilicutty.

December 8, 2006 1:42 PM  
The Hinge said...

I am glad it worked for you. I decided to sell my old place.

December 8, 2006 1:44 PM  
Visente Ordonez Sucks said...

Holy frijoles you are gay.

November 7, 2007 1:01 PM  

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