Thursday, December 7, 2006

Timothy The Sucker

The other day I hooked a sucker on the Colorado River, right on the nose. I drug him up into the bushes and left him for dead. I fished another 20 minutes and went back to see if the sucker had frozen solid yet since the air temp was about 15 degrees.

The sucker was still breathing and flopping here and there, so I took him back to the river and pushed him back in. He took off right away, no problems. I named him Timothy. He is now a prophet and messiah to all the other suckers there.

Here's to Timothy the Sucker.



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